I’ll show you! Who needs to allegedly ruin your ‘private party’…
The sky was clear and sunny as I bounded up Jacob’s Ladder….
There’ll be a massive carved gate, trumpets…
A dodgy exploit verging on foolish…
Any sensible Sirens would be elsewhere…
It was distinctly wuthering up there…
I packed up grumpily and stomped out into pitch darkness…
You need to take a distracting interest in something…
By halfway down I felt a fool…
Quite apart from the bog issue…
My head told me to stop…
A campsite for amphibians…
I tried to look artistic, hoping in vain for spare change…
He don’t much care for houseguests…
Nobody had said a thing, which was nice…
I’ll keep quiet if you will, OK?
I half expected to be awoken by Wildebeest…
I wished him well, perhaps a little emotionally…
So much for the ‘prevailing wind’ argument…
Guys – this is supposed to be leisure…
Proud to be listed!
